Dr. Ken Clucks Cantankerous Calcification Concoction

Born into a clutch of 7 eggs, he was the 3rd to hatch, and the only male. His mother Roberta Quinlan, and father Kenneth Clucks Sr. were supportive but strict parents.  Being the only young male, he had the rule of the roost and was usually found in the garden. He also enjoyed eating bugs, an developing many fine concoctions with his 6 sisters, (Mary, Shirley, Cassandra, Tina, Neveah, and Morning Star ). Avid reader and linguistic pioneer in plant speech, people soon found out he had a “KNACK” for growing things. he couldn’t wait to fly the coop and eventually enrolled at Harvard University. Being a little small and under developed during his freshman year, he turned to the gym and fitness to bulk up. No one could guess he would be Mr. UNIVERSE, (avian division) before he obtained his doctorate in preventative plant medicine. Graduating summa cluck laude, he yearned for more. He served 2 years in the merchant marine and likely saw some action in a skirmish off the coast of Portugal.

In 1879, while in New York, he suggested a new filament that created a long lasting light bulb to an inventor named Thomas Edison. Here, he met Nikola Tesla, what Nikola could do with electricity, Kenneth could do with plant nutrients. One of his greatest achievements as an All Natural Soil Amendment Purveyor. ( sold on this website).  After a knock down brawl with Nikola over a girl, Kenneth Clucks New York days were soon behind him.